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"I Went to A Country that Doesn't Exist to Drink Its Famous Brandy" - January 31, 2016

"Chickens are the Original Hipsters" - August 14, 2015

"The American South is Still Eating White Dirt" - June 5, 2015

"South Africa is in a Massive Cock Fight with the Congressional Chicken Congress" - February 26, 2015

"We Talked to Dunkin' Donuts About Palm Oil on National Doughnut Day" - June 6, 2014

"We Should Be Eating More Canadian Geese" - May 14, 2014

"Starvation is the Diet Plan of Champions" - May 5, 2014

"American St. Patrick's Day is a Violent, Drunken Disaster" - March 14, 2014

"Humans Have a Long History of Eating Each Other" - February 26, 2014